My husband returned from a brief visit to
his Home and Native Land (CANADA).
He brought back lovely Christmas gifts,
good stories of great friends,
treasured family memories recent and past,
and
an obsession with "Cheese Toast".
I scoured the grocery store for
CHEEZ-WHIZ
and
TEXAS TOAST
too embarrassed to ask it took awhile.
He devoured the entire loaf in two days.
I now call him the CHEEZ-WHIZARD.
P.S. I believe that my brother-in-law created this monster.
P.P.S. I love you anyway.